owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

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me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
me: today how you are

hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

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zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

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swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

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